Pulling The Puzzles Apart

I was just guessing at numbers and figures
Pulling the puzzles apart
Questions of science, science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart...
Mon, Apr 29th, 2013 -- 06:12 pm
Today's Specials:

Interview: Accomplished! I am not really all that much further along the road to a decision but at least, thank god, they didn't offer it on the spot. Though their relocation package, I must say, is comprehensive.

At any rate, it's done and I am in the airport in Philadelphia, at the only table in the entire food court with a power outlet, MWAHAHAHA.

I am going to sleep a lot on the plane, at least I hope. I have work tomorrow. My schedule is ALL KINDS of screwed up.

But I do have ice cream.

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Mon, Apr 29th, 2013 -- 06:27 am
Today's Specials:

Good morning all, and welcome to a hasty but totally assembled Radio Free Monday! I only had three items this week that I am aware of, but apologies if I forgot anyone -- please email me again, this weekend was a little nuts. :)

adelheide has had some illnesses lately that have prevented her from working, and thus getting paid. She would like to sell some of her jewelry in the next week to help make ends meet. You can check out her offerings at her Live Journal jewelry pages and she has an Etsy shop where some pieces are exclusive to Etsy. If you're looking for yourself, a special occasion, or a gift, stop by to see if anything tickles your fancy.

acadine11 has a post up about the firing of Carla Hale, a gym teacher who lost her job at a Catholic high school for acknowledging her female partner in her mother's obituary. You can read more about the protest petition and other coverage efforts at the post.

TarasGreen on Devart has a younger sister who is raising money to fund a three-week dance intensive at Gelsey Kirkland this summer. Her Indiegogo campaign is here and her family is offering various rewards for donation; TarasGreen is offering prints and portraits, and you can view examples here.

[personal profile] holli is trying to raise interest in a DIY Fanzine; she's looking for peopleinterested in making short zines containing mostly meta and fanart, trying something a little more experimental than traditional bound fic fanzines. You can read more and get involved at [community profile] diyfanzines.

And this has been Radio Free Monday! Oh god you guys think of me fondly today.

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Sun, Apr 28th, 2013 -- 03:27 pm
Today's Specials:

EAST COAST

I AM ON U

I ravaged a hamburger (I was hungry, okay) and met two very nice French women -- don't ask -- and now I am resting in my hotel room before I either go out on the town or totally collapse in a heap of nerves.

I feel like I owe it to this massive, horrifying decision to actually explore a bit and get a sense of ambience, but I am also really tired and there are movies on the giant television and I have google streetview.

Updates as the situation warrants.

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Sun, Apr 28th, 2013 -- 10:27 am
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Me: *hands over boarding pass*
Boarding Pass Machine: *TERRIBLE BLEAT OF DOOM*
Me: What happened?
Flight Attendant: We're printing you a new boarding pass.
Me: Wait, why?
Chorus of Angels: *descends*
Flight Attendant: You're being upgraded to an exit row. Are you willing and able to perform the duties of an exit-row passenger in the event of an emergency?
My inner voice: You bet your beautiful face I am.
My adult self: Yes, I am, thank you!
Chorus of Angels: *gentle song as I walk down the boarding ramp*

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Sun, Apr 28th, 2013 -- 09:29 am
Today's Specials:

In a plane and on my way. Oh god what have I got myself into.

ALTHOUGH

The sweetest words in any airport: "you've been upgraded to an exit row!"


Via mobile device

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Fri, Apr 26th, 2013 -- 05:00 pm
Today's Specials:

I am home from C2E2, the Chicago Comics and Entertainment Expo! I may no longer have feet, I haven't checked.

Last year I did all three days, but this year I only bought a Friday pass, which was wise and somewhat precognitive in retrospect, given that I didn't know then I would be traveling on the 28th. Friday's the best day to go, in terms of crowds, but even so it was pretty jammed by the time I left.

I got home covered in old-comic-book dust, con funk, and train grime. IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.

One of the motivations for going, this year, was that I have all these 80s and 90s comic book trading cards to unload, and I was hoping to source someone who would tell me their worth (likely minimal) and maybe help get them off my hands.

What I discovered instead is that the people who deal in what are called "non-sports cards" are UNIVERSALLY CREEPY. I spoke to three of them before I gave up on finding one who was even minimally socially adept and not an asshole. I used to collect baseball cards so I know that card dealers can be on the low end of the "acceptable behaviour towards another human being" scale, and my social awkwardness tolerance is high because hello, very awkward myself. But these guys blew all previous experiences out of the water.

Still, overall I had a great time. The con was in a different building from last year, with an elevated food court at the center and much better cellphone reception.

Plus I got a pair of Captain America socks. They have wings on them.

I might wear them to the interview on Monday.

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Fri, Apr 26th, 2013 -- 12:42 pm
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C2E2, the entertainment expo, from above. Well, 1/4 of it anyway...

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Thu, Apr 25th, 2013 -- 11:11 am
Today's Specials:

FRIDAY PHOTO POST!

ON THURSDAY! :D

Chicago, Picasso, and comedy behind the cut.Collapse )

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Wed, Apr 24th, 2013 -- 04:01 pm
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AAAAHAHAHAHA the Museum of Hot Mess rescheduled my interview.

WARNING SIGNS.

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Wed, Apr 24th, 2013 -- 09:08 am
Today's Specials:

SLEEP STUDY: DONE.
LAUNDRY: DONE.
REVERSE BIG BANG: SCHEDULED.
PHONE INTERVIEW: PENDING.

Oh god, this week.

I will likely be fairly silent for the next few days, though there's a chance I'll be instagramming like a mofo on Friday, while at C2E2. Depends on whether the reception at McCormick Place has improved at all (unlikely). Hopefully they'll have Captain America stuff on display and I can go eat a hot dog while looking at Captain America's shield; it's my patriotic moment for the year.

I may be a little punchy today; when you do a sleep study, they cover your head and face with electrodes, put a cannula in your nose, wrap two belts around you to measure your breathing, and put more electrodes down your pants on your legs to monitor leg movements. I'm guessing they got a lot from me because it's very hard to sleep on your back with a bunch of wires gelled into your hair.

When she was putting the electrodes on my head, the tech said, "Your hair is so soft! It's like a baby bird's feathers."

Thank you, I grow it that way on purpose.

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Mon, Apr 22nd, 2013 -- 06:26 pm
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...and then a local NFP emailed me today to schedule a phone interview. A phone interview for a job I am in NO WAY qualified for.

Well, okay, that's not true. Going off the description, I could probably do it. But I only applied because it was local and I needed to fill my quota for the day. It's a managerial position, at least according to the title, and I'm not sure they want to hire someone who has never actually worked as an analyst to manage analysts. Also scuttlebutt says that this particular NFP is a HOT MESS.

And yet they called me! Perhaps they sensed a kindred spirit. At any rate, I have a phone interview with them in a few days. So...there's that.

I did the math today and I have submitted eighteen job applications since March 1st, which is less than I thought I had. Of those, I've had four bites:

1. Prestigious East Coast NFP
2. Comic Sans University
3. Semi-Prestigious Midwestern NFP Which Won't Pay Me Enough
4. The Museum Of Hot Mess

*studies list*

Apparently I appeal to a number of different demographics. Good to know.

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Mon, Apr 22nd, 2013 -- 08:14 am
Today's Specials:

Good morning everyone, and welcome to Radio Free Monday!

Ways To Give:

[personal profile] finch linked to a fundraiser for temporary housing for a friend of his who is currently homeless with her boyfriend and young son.

Anon linked to eldritch-elegy on Tumblr, who is in a tight financial spot and about to be evicted. The rebloggable post is here, and she has a Donate button on her Tumblr page.

[personal profile] soc_puppet's parents' basement flooded this week, and insurance isn't covering repairs; [personal profile] soc_puppet is trying to earn some extra cash to pitch in with the repair. They have an etsy store and are taking commissions (gallery link here).

Leslie linked to a fundraising post for katze_neko_mew's very sick kitty and their vet bills.

inksheddings linked to Sports-Social, a social skills/sports facility for kids with autism. Last week, someone tried to burn it down and now they are closed until further notice. They need donations for repairs. You can view video of the damage and there's a donate button at their facebook page.

insixeighttime linked to a 50th Anniversary Doctor Who Virtual Fun Run/Walk. It's a really interesting idea and seems like a great way to help raise money for victims of the Boston bombings.

I also found a great list of ways to help show your support and give aid to the Boston survivors here.

Help For Free:

Bleizunge linked to Slashersivi on Tumblr, who is looking for advice on how to handle a situation with a neglected horse on an adjacent property.

Anon is moving to Chicago as an MA student at UChicago in September, and would like advice on living in a city, especially as someone with anxiety issues. They left a comment here to which you can reply.

Just For Fun:

Bit of a personal brag this week -- reena_jenkins has just finished a number of podfics for my fics. You can find podfics for my serial killer NCIS AUs "Style" and "Good Boy" here, Torchwood crossovers Handler and Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodies here, and my comics crossover Transfer Students here.

And this has been Radio Free Monday! Thank you for your time. You can always post items for my attention in comments here (or on any post) or email me at copperbadge at gmail dot com. If you're not sure how to proceed, here is a little more about what I do and how you can help (or ask for help!).

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Sun, Apr 21st, 2013 -- 07:55 pm
Today's Specials:

This is my schedule for the next week and a half.

Okay a moment first about my VERY IMPORTANT PROBLEM, which is that because my building laundry room is horrifying I pay to have my laundry picked up and done by a service. It's not super-expensive even, but it's so lazy I cannot even believe I do it. But I do. Normally my laundry is picked up on Saturday and returned on Monday so that I have, you know, clothes for the week, but there was some kind of snafu this past week so they're picking it up late.

SO.

Monday: Laundry is picked up.
Tuesday: Laundry is returned BUT I won't be there to unpack it because
Tuesday Night: Go straight from work to doctor's office for an overnight stay (it's not a big deal, I'm part of a study)
Wednesday: Go straight from doctor's office to work
Wednesday Night: Get home and FINALLY stop wearing clothes of dubious style because all my clothing was in the laundry
Thursday: Work
Friday: Off for C2E2. And at C2E2 all day.
Saturday: Mad errands because
Sunday: Fly to the east coast.
Monday: Job interview, return from east coast.
Tuesday: Return to work. Possibly to turn in my notice, who knows.

*looks at the next ten days*

*cries*

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Sat, Apr 20th, 2013 -- 04:48 pm
Today's Specials:

So, while Mum was here she introduced me to a show she's been watching on BBC America, "Mr. Selfridge". Which, after viewing, I kind of can't believe I haven't heard anything about from fandom at large. Maybe I'm slipping.

Let me explain you a department store.Collapse )

I have zero idea how historically accurate it is. That era is not my era for clothing, architecture, or social commentary, and I know zip about the life of the actual Mr. Selfridge. But I think if you get the chance you should give it a shot -- I'm really enjoying it, and it's still in its first season.

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Sat, Apr 20th, 2013 -- 07:12 am
Today's Specials:

WELL. It's been a hell of a week. The bombing and manhunt in eastern Massachusetts, the explosions in Texas -- I've actually been to West; a place we used to get cherry kolaches was converted into a command center for a while, I think. Next to those, the flooding in Chicago seems fairly minor by comparison (uh...except the sinkhole, that was insane).

I was glad Mum was here this week. For all she sometimes makes me a little crazy -- see Operation Talk in Elevators, also she did bring me A TOTE BAG -- I do love her and she raised me like a boss. We got to have a couple of really good conversations about my possible job moves. She is understandably hesitant to support a move to NFP-friendly Boston at the moment, but in general she's been very supportive of choosing the right path for myself, whether or not that means moving to Prestigious East Coast NFP (which is not in Boston) or holding out for something else.

So I suppose I'm at a point in life, in terms of experience and age and the rest, where while I have concerns about the ramifications of some of this week's events, I can also take them as a reminder to tell the people I love that I love them, to enjoy life, and to stop and breathe and put my own problems in perspective. What happened this week, all over the news, was horrible and I'm thinking of my friends (and the roughly million strangers) in Boston-Cambridge-Newtown-etc, not to mention the folks out in West, but the politics can wait for another day. Happy to be alive and on my way to wherever life is going to take me on this sunny and FREEZING COLD Saturday morning.

Everyone be safe, hug your loved ones (literally or metaphorically), and enjoy what you can out of the weekend. I'm going to stay in, clean my kitchen, and read comic books.

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Fri, Apr 19th, 2013 -- 05:44 pm
Today's Specials:

Mum and I spent the day nurturing the economy, in the form of shopping.

Mum is fascinated by Chicago's Merchandise Mart, which is mainly a cluster of showrooms that ordinary people can't access without an escort by a professional interior designer. There are two floors that are accessible, however, so we did our level best with what we had. This included buying a set of ceramic knives, some various gifts to take home to Lucky and Emmy, and a soda in the food court, where I then freaked out the entire Merchandise Mart's staff by forgetting my bag and walking off. I came back to find two janitors standing guard over it and a security officer on the way to investigate it as a possible bomb. Well done, young Sam.

Incidentally, hey Boston-Cambridge-And-Suburbs, I hear you're off house-arrest. Everyone be safe, ok?

Today's definitely been an adventur, including the mandatory injury when I conked my head on an over-window handle in a taxicab, hard enough to bleed briefly. I am all class, you guys. On the other hand, neither of us have fallen over, which given the weird sleety-hail mix of weather downtown today is actually pretty impressive.

Mum continues to advance her diplomatic mission of world peace through Operation Talk In Elevators. She has made it a deliberate act to speak to everyone we share an elevator with, which is admittedly kind of hilarious. Mainly because either they treat her like a total weirdo and it's funny to watch them try to figure her out, or they are even crazier than she is and use her verbal form of eye contact as an excuse to POUR OUT that crazy in our direction.

If nothing else, it's an education. And I did get two spectacular ceramic knives out of it...

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Thu, Apr 18th, 2013 -- 09:02 pm
Today's Specials:

Mum and I went to dinner tonight at the Kendall Culinary College, where for $29 each they stuff you with student-cooked food of delicious if occasionally dubious construction. It was a pretty great experience overall, though the highlight was definitely the apple-pear-rhubarb crisp.

The duck was good but I've had better; Mum's steak had some kind of utterly fantastic sauce on it, but she didn't get it done quite as thoroughly as she wanted. I know chefs think it's a sin to ask for a steak above rare, but it's not like she wanted it charred, she just asked for medium. I will say the crab rangoon I got as an appetiser was spectacular.

END RESULT: I AM VERY FULL OF FOOD.

I will have dreams about apple crisp.

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Thu, Apr 18th, 2013 -- 11:54 am
Today's Specials:

The water shall not stop us in our quest for awesome!

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Thu, Apr 18th, 2013 -- 09:06 am
Today's Specials:

Mum and I were discussing mobile gaming over breakfast this morning, like you do, and I took out my phone to show her Katamari Damacy, which she boggled at. In return she showed me her skills at Fruit Ninja, which are considerable.

Me: It's an interesting game. It must be cathartic.
Mum: I do find it soothing.
Me: Really?
Mum: I like the bird noises in the background. That's really why I play.

You can't argue with her logic.

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Wed, Apr 17th, 2013 -- 09:20 pm
Today's Specials:

Mum got into town around 1pm this afternoon, in the middle of a fortunate sun-break, because since about half an hour after she arrived it's been storming. Apparently it's a giant and semi-unexpected weather blitz.

This afternoon, while we were chilling out after lunch, I noticed I had a missed-call-voicemail from an unknown number on my phone.

"Who do you think it is?" Mum asked.

"The way my luck's going, probably Comic Sans University calling."

"Might be another interview offer."

"Hahaha," I said, and then the voicemail kicked in. Hello Sam, I'm calling from Semi-Prestigious Midwestern NFP about a job application you submitted...

I can't figure out whether prospect researchers are just really thin on the ground, or whether I'm overselling myself.

Or maybe I'm magic. It seems kind of plausible right now.

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-- Anon

All over Hollywood, they are continually advising me 'Oh, you mustn't say that. That will get you in a lot of trouble' when I remark that some picture or writer or director or producer is no good. I don't get it. If he isn't any good, why can't you say so? If more people would mention it, pretty soon it might start having some effect.
-- Humphrey Bogart

"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."
-— Friedrich Nietzsche

Abby: Is that a guess, or do you actually know where I'm going with this?
Gibbs: What do you think?
Abby: Well, I don't know. That's why I ask you.
Gibbs: Why don't you just tell me?
Abby: So, you don't know!
Gibbs: I want to make sure you know.
Abby: Hmm.
Gibbs: Hmm.
Abby: We should play poker sometime.
Gibbs: Yeah we should!
-- NCIS 1.14, "The Good Samaritan"

I am as idle as idle can be: one of the causes you have hit on, viz irresolution, the other being made fully aware that my noddle is not capacious enough to retain or comprehend Mathematics. Beetle hunting & such things I grieve to say is my proper sphere.
-- Charles Darwin

The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound Of The Baskervilles

Can I read books? Yes. Have I visited every star in the universe? No.
-- Stephen Fry

'I'm sure we can pull together, sir.'
Lord Vetinari raised his eyebrows. 'Oh, I do hope not, I really do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.'
-- Terry Pratchett, The Truth

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
-- HG Wells

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. You are like a pebble thrown into water; you become wet on the surface, but are never part of the water.
-- James Michener

It always seemed to me that those who claim to know that others are going to hell must already be very familiar with the way to get there.
--Mark Landers

I come in peace, I depart in gratitude.
-- Garrison Keillor

Information is the currency of democracy.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Up to the age of 40, I don't think there was a science-fiction book I hadn't read. I love them because they're a marvelous way — and a safe way, I might add — of saying nasty things about our own society.
-- Sydney Newman

You must believe in it and play it for real. If you don't do that how can you expect anyone else to?
-- Verity Lambert

You need more than a key to get into my ship. You need knowledge.
-- The Doctor

Maintaining integrity as a private detective is difficult; to preserve it for the hundred thousand words of a book would be impossible for me, as it has been for so many others. Nothing corrupts a man so deeply as writing a book; the myriad temptations are overpowering.
-- Rex Stout, The Mother Hunt

Chicago is not the most corrupt American city. It's the most theatrically corrupt.
-- Studs Terkel

I feel good when I am doing it and better than when I am not.
-- John Steinbeck, in response to the question "Why do you write?"

I dunno, this is a really hard job, I gotta come up with five opinions a week.
-- Cheers