User Profile

Many things that I would not care to tell any individual man I tell to the public, and for knowledge of my most secret thoughts, I refer my most loyal friends to a bookseller's stall. -- Michel de Montaigne

I am 29 years old and not dead yet. I am, in the words of billradish, "a small liberal-arts college in and of himself." I write fanfic and fiction and am terrible about replying to emails. You can find my original self-published novel Nameless and college guide Other People Can Smell You at my Lulu storefront.

I am also a virgo and a dramaturg. The two are unrelated. No, really.

I live in the Wrigleyville neighbourhood of Chicago, and my hardwood floors are a joy to behold. I spend a lot of time at my former flat with my former roommate R, a local blues musician and Wheel of Fortune master.

On October first, 2008, my journal was hacked and all my entries for the five years previous were deleted. I've managed to resurrect about 80% of the entries, but the comments are gone forever. If you stumble across an old entry, that's why none of them have comments.

metalnurse: Since when do you use tags?
annemjw: Since the hack. His is to be the most organised journal in the history of the world!
lorena_bee: No. One cannot organize Sam's reality. One can only index and cross-reference it.

I will try to cook or eat anything I can afford at least once and some things several thousand times just to be sure. I am a maskmaker, photographer, wretched pencil artist, decent scenic painter, and passable tailor. I currently work as a ninja office boy on the nineteenth floor of a Loop office building. My boss is a huge Doctor Who fan. My colleagues, BossBoss and Coworker J, keep me entertained. My family lives in Texas and consists of my mother and sister, my stepfather Lucky, and his mother Mama Tickey.

I am the moderator of userpicks and my fanfiction, which is legion, may be found at sam_storyteller.

I am what one might call an omnitheist, but my current bhakti is to Ganesh, the god of easing the path. My patron saints are Dysmas the Thief and Thomas the Apostle. I trained in the profession of Dionysos and I steampunk like a badass.

In art, good intentions are not of the smallest value. All bad art is the result of good intentions.
-- Oscar Wilde, De Profundis

My journal is informally known as Sam's Cafe and, as you can see, is read by a great many people of all religions, political beliefs, and ethnic backgrounds. Whatever your beliefs, you are welcome here so long as you remain polite. Come in, sit down, and have a pastry. I made them myself.

Writers aren't exactly people. They're a whole lot of people, trying to be one person. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

He is a most implacable, determined, tenacious, intolerant person who by mere force of character presents himself as -- and indeed actually is -- considerate, gentle, explanatory, even mild and apologetic, capable possibly of murder, but not of cruelty or coarseness.
-- Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara

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