BossBoss: Come again?
Sam: Pasta. Four huge boxes of single-serving pasta packs.
Sam: I don't know. It's from this place that...sends out free stuff, apparently. Some kind of marketing gimmick.
BossBoss: So, like spam.
Sam: Only, pasta. A really big box of pasta. I'm not overestimating how much pasta we just got in the mail.
BossBoss: Okay, um, hand it out, I guess.
Sam: THE PASTAMAN COMETH!
You guys, there is a world of noodle here at my desk. I'm drowning in dried single-serving microwaveable pasta. Ziti and Meat Sauce flavour.
I feel like a Flying Spaghetti Monster evangelist.
Hello. I'd like to talk to you about the importance of ziti in your life.